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mrsfscottfitzgerald:

I hope we have breakfast together on the same table we fucked on the night before

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I like to cool off by coming back to my apt, cranking the AC way down, and just lounging around in the nude. Ah yes, adult life.

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virginholes:

shaving ur v is really hard i don’t think us people with vaginas get enough credit for that

Shaving your balls is also very hard, not to compare though, and I do commend all with a clean shaven vaginals on your masterful precision and hard work.

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My back feels soooo messed up someone fix this shit and I’ll buy you pizza or something.

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